Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
by ©Roberta Gregorace